Buxom Scrawn

It's too dark to capture any of the new bruises, so a fun tattoo will have to do. DISCLAIMER - as this was captured on webcam camera, it's backwards -that swastika is the NICE way round, not the Nazi appropriated symbol. The PIcture appears foggy because, (sign of a lunatic, 1 point if you notice this at their Terminal) There's a bit of a rizla sticking over the camera usually, lest THEY be watching.. Managed to find another posty knocking about, too.

Waiter, we're running out of sauce!

Dear me. IT WOULD beGood news that I'm going to whitely bay soon ( if it were not followed by the bad news - that the last shop retailing attractive seaside postcards shut down in 1959)because suacy postcard supplies are running LOW. This one isn't saucy AT ALL sorry but here's a more picturesque than usual bruise pic; Taken following a big smashy fight when The Fall played in Hoults yard Newcastle. Picture taken somewhere in the Byker wall, day after.. actually, the windows within the houses in the Byker Wall complex are barely better than this one.. Never mind, I just had a bit of fun imagining my arms were my legs, my minds eye turning the image to a likeness of Dali's elephants.