Buxom Scrawn

It's too dark to capture any of the new bruises, so a fun tattoo will have to do. DISCLAIMER - as this was captured on webcam camera, it's backwards -that swastika is the NICE way round, not the Nazi appropriated symbol. The PIcture appears foggy because, (sign of a lunatic, 1 point if you notice this at their Terminal) There's a bit of a rizla sticking over the camera usually, lest THEY be watching.. Managed to find another posty knocking about, too.

Waiter, we're running out of sauce!

Dear me. IT WOULD beGood news that I'm going to whitely bay soon ( if it were not followed by the bad news - that the last shop retailing attractive seaside postcards shut down in 1959)because suacy postcard supplies are running LOW. This one isn't saucy AT ALL sorry but here's a more picturesque than usual bruise pic; Taken following a big smashy fight when The Fall played in Hoults yard Newcastle. Picture taken somewhere in the Byker wall, day after.. actually, the windows within the houses in the Byker Wall complex are barely better than this one.. Never mind, I just had a bit of fun imagining my arms were my legs, my minds eye turning the image to a likeness of Dali's elephants.

F*CKING HECK!

I've treat you little better than a spider plant  these past few weeks, my gravest. It's a double whammy, just to say sorry.

(I'm aware the Teds aren't saucy, but they are a tad morbid, and the bruise looks....um a bit like a skull)

Eurgh

featuring the Other Kind of Woman common to this type of postcard.

a nasty medley

the other one's fine

split milk

Today's featured post card was first in the stack in its rung - and was remarkably more sun-bleached then the others behind it. It's almost as if people would not often send such a postcard. The mind boggles.  Notice that that woman looks rather similar to the one in the Doctors surgery.

Another bruise that looks like a face

in a way

Major embarassment

Today's Saucy Postcard features John Major, who has taken to life as a peverse Doctor (along with cricket), as his chosen path after politics! Back to Basics, what?

Bruise that looks like a face

This bruise looks like a face

it was gotten watching this band. get them heard

Hullo and Welcome

I've decided to share two of my most prized and indeed extensive collections - that of my bruises, and my postcards.

Photo credit Rachel Nevin